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Useless Job Simulator.

Rise through the ranks of a company that has no idea what it does. Your ultimate goal: Senior Vice Potato.

Your desk of questionable importance

Perform highly visible busywork. Gain points, earn promotions and answer completely unnecessary executive memos.

Employee dashboard v0.00001Unpaid Intern of NothingAvailable for busywork

Your inbox is empty. Corporate leadership finds that deeply suspicious.

Corporate ladder

Progress is stored on this device, not on a server. These points have no cash value (obviously).

Busywork0

Tasks done0

Promotions0

Current job title

Unpaid Intern of Nothing

Next: Assistant to the Assistant0 / 80

Energy100 / 100

Achievements

First Task
10 Tasks
3 CEO Memos
5 Coffee Breaks
Senior Vice Potato

Recent activity

Orientation: follow the potato.

How to become Senior Vice Potato

Choose a task to earn points and spend energy. Grab coffee when you need a recharge. Every fifth task brings a hilariously urgent management memo—pick a response to continue. Promotions unlock new busywork. Unlock the top title at 1,050 points and keep playing if corporate life calls.

This game uses fictional scores and nonsense job titles. It does not offer real employment, currency, rewards or a leaderboard. Progress is saved only in your browser; use Reset career to clear it.

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